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I recently had the chance to win season tickets for the BEST (could be again one day) SEC team, The Tennessee Volunteers. I had to submit a recipe to WBIR’s Live At Five At Four.  OK that’s not hard since I love food. One twist, I had to include the sponsor’s seasoning. Ok that made it a little difficult. Well My girlfriend and I came up with some White Chicken Chilly. Read the rest of this entry »

You know what a tramp stamp is right? Well if you don’t then let me explain. It is a tattoo that is on a person (usually women bu has been seen on guys) in the lower back right above the ass crack. A lot of chicks think that it is a good place for a tattoo. Guys usually think it is great target practice. When you go to a club and need a way to find a girl that will put out easily just look for the tramp stamp. So here is the best one I have seen.

The Entertainment Consumers Association is urging gamers to stand up and be counted for Net Neutrality.

In an e-mail circulated yesterday, the ECA issued a call to action:

Now is the time for you to stand up for your rights and join millions of Americans of every political persuasion in the fight for Net Neutrality. Net Neutrality is the principle that ensures that gamers are free to go where they want, do what they like, and connect with whom they choose onlin. Congressmen Ed Markey (D-MA) and Anna Eshoo (D-CA) have introduced H.R. 3458, the Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2009.

Take action now and tell Congress to make Net Neutrality the law of the land. Without Net Neutrality, your Internet Service Provider is free to: charge you extra for playing World of Warcraft, to interfere with Xbox Live, or to completely shut off your ability to access for favorite web sites. Net Neutrality effects your entire online experience…

This is our best chance yet in making sure that Net Neutrality is passed by Congress. The head of the FCC supports it, the President of the United States supports it, and we’re asking you to make sure to tell Congress you support it. Take a moment to send them the message to make Net Neutrality the law.

A suggested letter to Congressional representatives is available from the ECA website.

I just read that the porn industry is in a downturn since it came out. They said porn DVD sales have basically stopped altogether. Pay-per-view sales are down 50% There are no new jobs and seasoned porn stars are now working at discounted rates. I would have to blame all the armature sites out there such as redtube, and youporn and a few others. Why would you want to pay 30 bucks for a 3 hour movie when you can spend 20 seconds loading a stream that you will only be watching for 10 minutes max. Don’t get me wrong I love porn as much as the next guy but I have never paid for it and I never will. As long as the Internet is up and running there will be free porn. I remember back from the 56k days when you was waiting 3 days to get a 5 minute clip. Well maybe they can take that industry and turn it around with blue ray. Oh thats wright no one wants to actually see the warts on the girls ass. Just kidding, they use great makeup.

So for the people that know me well, know that I can break anything. I have been quoted saying “Its a couch, how can I possibly break it” and the next thing you know you hear “rippp”. Well I have succeeded at it again. again. I was trying to transfer my Windows based server over to Linux. One becuase well lets face it Windows servers suck. SO i go to my host GoDaddy and i go through the steps that I am suppose to do to change servers and I never received a confirmation that it worked. So I gave them a call and talked to one of their CSR. He said that he was showing that it was not started. He asked if I would go through the steps while I was on the phone so he could see if it worked. Well I did and it did not go through. He thought it was weird so he checked a few things on his side. He came back and said that it might be a windows based thing stopping it. Well nope was not that. He put me on another hold and came back saying that he talked to his supervisor and that he was not able to get it to change. He took the initiative to go talk to the hosting guys, and said that they could not even change it. So pretty much they have to send it up higher and have them look at it. So the moral of the story is I can fuck up anything. When i was beta testing my team was responsible for 29% of the bugs found in the service. Out of that 25% I found 12% of them with the most unique ones ever.

Update I had to switch back to windows to get it running again. But I am back and stronger than ever.